7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About voting

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Voting is a lot like choosing a pizza: sometimes you just have to go with the lesser of two evils!

Why was the election like a baseball game? It had a lot of pitches!

Why was the politician a good gardener? Because they knew how to plant ideas in voters' minds!

I thought about running for office, but I'm too young. I guess you could say I'm still in the pre-election 'cereal' stage!

What do you call a group of voters standing in line? A democracy queue!

Why did the election candidate bring a mirror? To reflect on their campaign strategy!

I used to think voting was just a click away, but now I realize it's more of a 'ballot' struggle!

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