5 Jokes About Voting

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 12 2024

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The Apathetic Voter

Lack of interest or care in the voting process
I'm the reason they have 'I Voted' stickers; it's the only way I can prove to myself that I've actually done it.

The Overzealous Voter

Being excessively enthusiastic about voting
I'm not saying I'm obsessed with voting, but I have a bumper sticker that reads, 'Honk if you've voted on every issue, including where to eat!'

The Indecisive Voter

Unable to make a decision when voting
I take forever in the voting booth. They're considering installing a snack bar. You know, to make it more 'decisive-friendly.'

The Procrastinator Voter

Always delaying the voting process
I'm the reason they have 'Early Voting' signs everywhere. They know I'll only make it just in time for the 'Late Voting' signs.

The Conspiracy Theorist Voter

Always suspicious about the voting process
I asked for a receipt after voting. They looked at me like I was asking for Area 51's coordinates.

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