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What do you call a voodoo doll that's always positive? An opti-pins-tic doll!
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Why did the voodoo doll apply for a credit card? It wanted to improve its credit 'pins' score!
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What do you call a voodoo doll that loves to travel? A pindar! Always on the move!
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Why did the voodoo doll go to school? It wanted to get a little 'pinned'ucation!
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What's a voodoo doll's favorite type of music? Anything by 'Pins' Zeppelin!
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Why did the voodoo doll become a chef? It loved creating dishes that really stuck with you!
Voodoo Therapist
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I attempted voodoo therapy to deal with my issues. Made a doll that looked just like me and poured my heart out to it. The problem? The doll had a poker face, not the best listener. Now, I have a doll that's as emotionally unavailable as I am. At least it doesn't judge me for eating ice cream straight from the tub.
Voodoo Socks
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You ever notice how people think voodoo dolls are all about revenge and curses? I tried making a voodoo doll of my boss, but I must've mixed up the ingredients because all it did was steal one sock from every pair in my laundry. Now he's got a drawer full of mismatched socks, and I have to go to work with cold feet every day!
Voodoo Weather Forecast
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I tried using a voodoo doll to predict the weather. Stuck a pin in its head for rain, its torso for sunshine. Turns out, voodoo dolls aren't as accurate as the meteorologist. Now I just have a doll with a bad case of acupuncture and a raincoat ready for any weather.
Voodoo Alarm Clock
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I wanted to wake up feeling refreshed, so I made a voodoo doll of myself with an internal alarm clock. Stuck a pin in its leg for a snooze button. Now I wake up late every day with a sore leg, realizing that voodoo and punctuality don't really go hand in hand. I guess I'll stick to regular alarms and hope for the best.
Voodoo Weight Loss
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I heard about this new weight loss trend - voodoo diets. You make a voodoo doll of yourself, stick a bunch of needles in it, and voila! Instant weight loss! I tried it, but the only thing I lost was my appetite for voodoo and a couple of pounds. Turns out, the needles were just making me stressed and forget to eat. Who needs voodoo when you have stress, right?
Voodoo GPS
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I tried using a voodoo doll to improve my sense of direction. You know, like a voodoo GPS. Stuck a pin in the doll's left leg to go left, right leg to go right. It worked for a while until I realized I'd been walking in circles around my neighborhood for an hour. Turns out, my voodoo doll has a terrible sense of direction too.
Voodoo Chef
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I thought I'd try my hand at voodoo cooking. Made a voodoo doll of Gordon Ramsay, stuck a pin in its mouth to make it stop yelling. Now I just need a voodoo doll to clean up the mess in my kitchen. If only voodoo dolls came with a side of magical cleanup.
Voodoo Relationships
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They say communication is the key to a successful relationship. So, I made a voodoo doll of my partner and put a pin in its mouth to get some peace and quiet. Now I have a silent partner who communicates through eye rolls and passive-aggressive eyebrow raises. Voodoo relationships – where silence speaks louder than words.
Voodoo Pet Training
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I got a voodoo doll of my cat to stop it from scratching my furniture. Stuck a pin in its paw every time it misbehaved. Now my cat just looks at me with disdain and walks over to the voodoo doll to high-five it. Turns out, my cat's got a sense of humor and a voodoo buddy.
Voodoo Sleep Aid
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Having trouble sleeping? Try voodoo! Made a voodoo doll of myself, stuck a pin in its forehead to make it stop overthinking. Now I just lie awake at night wondering why my voodoo doll sleeps so peacefully while I'm here counting imaginary sheep. Maybe I need a voodoo sheep doll.
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