5 Jokes For Voodoo Doll

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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The Unlucky Voodoo Doll

Constantly getting mixed up with other voodoo dolls
I went to a voodoo doll support group, but it turns out we all look alike. Someone shouted, "I hate my job!" and we all got offended.

The Voodoo Doll Therapist

Dealing with the emotional baggage of voodoo dolls
Voodoo dolls have the strangest issues. One said, "I'm having an identity crisis." I told it, "You're literally stitched with a label that says 'Voodoo Doll #374.' Get a grip.

The Voodoo Doll Maker

Trying to create a voodoo doll that actually works
I told my friend I was becoming a voodoo doll maker. He said, "Isn't that a bit pointy?" I said, "Well, it's a real stab at success!

The Voodoo Doll Detective

Investigating mysterious voodoo occurrences
Investigating voodoo crimes is tricky. I found a voodoo doll of a judge. Every time I asked it a question, it just gave me a blank stare.

The Voodoo Doll Stand-Up Comedian

Trying to make people laugh while being constantly poked
My voodoo doll heckler is relentless. Every time it doesn't like a joke, it stabs me in the back. Literally.

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