5 Jokes For Voluptuous

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Updated on: Aug 17 2024

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The Gym Trainer

Trying to keep the workout professional while dealing with voluptuous clients.
One lady came up to me and said, "I want a workout that'll make me look like a Victoria's Secret model." I looked at her and thought, "Lady, I can give you a gym membership, not Photoshop!

The HR Manager

Navigating the thin line between workplace etiquette and dealing with voluptuous colleagues.
HR tip: If you're going to have a company picnic, make sure the dress code specifies "no bathing suits." Otherwise, your workplace becomes a game of "Guess Who's HR's next headache?

The Yoga Instructor

Maintaining a Zen atmosphere while dealing with the, ahem, challenges of guiding voluptuous students.
Voluptuous yoga is a thing, apparently. I had a student ask, "Can you show me how to do the voluptuous warrior pose?" I said, "That's just standing. It's called the standing pose!

The Fashion Designer

Balancing the demands of the fashion industry with the natural beauty of voluptuous models.
Voluptuous models are amazing, but sometimes it feels like the clothes are in a constant battle of hide and seek. I design, they defy – it's like a fashion game of cat and mouse!

The Food Critic

Struggling to stay on a diet while being surrounded by delicious, voluptuous dishes.
I'm at a restaurant, trying to choose a dish, and the waiter says, "Our special tonight is a voluptuous lasagna." I'm thinking, "I came here for dinner, not a romantic encounter!

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