10 Jokes For Vet

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Updated on: Mar 27 2025

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My dog thinks he's a vet. Every time someone sneezes, he brings them a 'bark'-ser!
What did the vet say to the cat owner? 'Don't worry, I'm feline fine!
My dog went to the vet and asked for a treat after the 'ruff' exam. The vet said, 'That's not covered by your 'insurance'!
Why did the vet bring a pencil to the appointment? In case the patient needed a 'purr'-scription!
What's a vet's favorite type of party? A 'paw'-ty!
I thought my cat wanted to be a vet. Turns out, she just wanted to be a 'scratch'-titioner!
What's a vet's favorite ice cream flavor? 'Cat'-ermelon!
Why did the vet always carry a map? In case of a 'paw'-ticular emergency!
I told my cat a vet joke. She didn't laugh but gave me a 'paws' for effort!
Why did the vet open a bakery? For the 'paw'-stry cases!

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