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The Clueless Pet Sitter
When you're responsible for someone else's pet health for a weekend.
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The vet gave me instructions on giving a pill to my friend's dog. It's like a wrestling match with fur. I'm thinking, "I'm not a vet; I'm a canine WWE referee.
The Judgmental Pet
When your pet looks at you like it's the superior species.
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My parrot imitated the vet's cough, and I couldn't help but laugh. The vet shot me a disapproving look, and my parrot winked. I think my bird is the real comedian in the family.
The Budget-Conscious Pet Owner
When you love your pet but not the vet bills.
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My cat got an expensive prescription, and I'm thinking, "Is there a generic brand for cat meds? Can I get the store brand, like 'Purrofinil' instead of 'Prozac for Cats'?
The Overly Enthusiastic Pet Owner
When your vet knows your pet better than you do.
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Took my parrot to the vet, and the doc asked if it has been exposed to any new words lately. I'm like, "Well, Doc, he knows a few words I can't say in front of my grandma. Is that a problem?
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