6 Jokes About Veggies

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I asked the chef if my meal was vegan. He said, 'No, it's vegetables.

I told my dog he could be anything he wanted. Now he's a carrot.

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