5 Jokes About Veggies

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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The Veggie Enthusiast

Trying to convert everyone into a veggie lover
I asked someone if they like veggies, and they said, "Sure, I love onion rings." That's like saying you love animals and your favorite one is a chicken nugget.

The Veggie Detective

Investigating the mystery of disappearing veggies
If you want to know who stole your veggies, just follow the trail of ranch dressing – it leads to the guilty party.

The Veggie Hater

Trying to avoid veggies at all costs
My doctor told me to eat more greens. So, I ordered extra guacamole with my nachos – does that count?

The Veggie Conspiracy Theorist

Believing veggies are plotting against humanity
If you listen closely, you can hear the whispers of the broccoli plotting to overthrow the mashed potatoes. It's the vegetable uprising!

The Veggie Lover in Denial

Trying to convince themselves that fries and ketchup count as veggies
My favorite vegetable is the french fry. It's long, golden, and totally counts as a vegetable, right?

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