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I thought about being a comedian, but then I realized I'm better at making . It's a real knee-slapper!
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I tried to think about the future, but my crystal ball must be on vacation. It keeps showing me beach scenes!
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I tried to think about the past, but it's hard to reminisce when your memory lane has so many potholes!
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Why don't thoughts ever get lost? Because they always find their way back to you!
Unthinkable Date Night
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So, my wife suggested we try something new for date night. She said, Let's do something unthinkable! I thought, great, she wants to try bungee jumping or skydiving. Turns out, she meant watching a documentary about tofu. Tofu! The only thing falling from the sky was my enthusiasm.
Unthinkable Inventions
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Have you guys heard about the newest invention on the market? It's the Unthinkable Alarm Clock. Instead of waking you up with annoying sounds, it wakes you up by silently judging your life choices. Nothing like starting your day with a side of existential crisis.
Unthinkable Workout
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I signed up for this new workout class advertised as Unthinkable Fitness. Turns out, it's just napping on a yoga mat while the instructor whispers, You're burning calories in your dreams. Finally, a workout routine that matches my energy level!
Unthinkable Haircut
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I went to the barber and told him I wanted something new, something unthinkable. He looked at me, grabbed the clippers, and said, How about a mohawk made of glitter? Now, every time I turn my head, it's like a disco ball on a bad acid trip.
Unthinkable Pet Names
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My friend just got a new pet snake and asked me for suggestions on what to name it. I said, How about Fluffy? He gave me this look like I suggested we teach it to tap dance. Unthinkable pet names – because who wouldn't want a cuddly reptile named Fluffy?
Unthinkable Pick-Up Lines
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I tried using an unthinkable pick-up line the other day. I walked up to someone and said, Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection. Turns out, the only thing strong was the urge to walk away. Unthinkable pick-up lines – because nothing says romance like confusing technology with love.
Unthinkable Fashion
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Fashion these days is getting weirder and weirder. I saw a guy wearing socks with sandals and thought, That's not just a fashion choice; that's a whole 'unthinkable' lifestyle. It's like he's challenging the laws of both physics and common sense.
Unthinkable Diet
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I tried this new diet - they call it the Unthinkable Diet. You basically eat whatever you want, but you have to think about the calories afterward. So there I am, staring at a double cheeseburger thinking, Is this really worth an extra hour on the treadmill? Spoiler alert: It wasn't.
Unthinkable Technology
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Have you heard about the latest tech trend? It's called Unthinkable Technology. They're developing a device that translates your cat's meows into English. Because apparently, knowing that Fluffy wants more tuna is groundbreaking information we all need.
Unthinkable Karaoke
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I went to a karaoke bar last night, and they had this new category called Unthinkable Karaoke. You don't sing the lyrics; you just read them out loud in a monotone voice. Let me tell you, my rendition of I Will Survive sounded more like a legal disclaimer.
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