4 Jokes For Unsolicited

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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The world of unsolicited advice extends even to fashion. I mean, I've had people come up to me and go, "You know, that shirt would look so much better if it were tucked in."
Oh really? So this untucked shirt is causing an international fashion crisis, is it? Quick, call
You ever get that unsolicited tech support from someone who thinks they're Bill Gates reincarnated? It's like they see you struggling with your phone, and suddenly they become the Steve Jobs of your life.
They swoop in, grab your device, and start tapping away as if they're summoning tech spirits.
You know, unsolicited advice is like that one neighbor who always borrows your lawnmower without asking - it just shows up when you least expect it and you’re left wondering, "Why is this in my life right now?"
I got some unsolicited advice the other day. You know, the kind
Now, if there’s one thing that gets more unsolicited advice than your life choices, it’s your food choices. You sit down to enjoy a burger, and suddenly everyone’s a nutritionist.
"You know, that’s going straight to your hips!" Oh, fantastic. I didn't realize my hips had an express burger lane.

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