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Unsolicited feedback should come with a spoiler alert. It's like someone giving you a critique of a movie you haven't even finished watching. "Oh, by the way, your life plotline needs work.
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Unsolicited opinions are like those random flyers on your windshield. You didn't want them, they're annoying, and they just clutter up your mental space.
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Ever get advice from someone you didn't ask? It's like getting a pop-up ad in real life. "Hey, have you considered smiling more?" Thanks, but no thanks, I didn't sign up for this newsletter.
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Unsolicited advice is the sneakiest salesman. It's like, "Oh, you're enjoying your life? Mind if I show you a better way to do it?
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Giving unsolicited advice is the human version of those "Did you forget something in your cart?" prompts while online shopping. Nope, I didn't forget, I just didn't need that piece of input!
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Unsolicited advice is like that self-appointed tour guide at a museum. You're just trying to enjoy the exhibit, but here comes someone explaining the art history you didn't sign up to learn.
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Unsolicited advice is the human version of auto-correct, always assuming it knows what you really meant without bothering to ask.
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Unsolicited opinions are like extra toppings on pizza. Sometimes you just want your plain cheese without someone throwing mushrooms and olives at you.
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Unsolicited advice is the friend who joins your conversation, uninvited, just to add their two cents. "Oh, you're talking about your job? Let me tell you what you should do.
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