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Unlimited coffee refills sound amazing, but it's a dangerous game. You start the day with a cup, and suddenly it's 4 PM, you've written a novel, rearranged your furniture, and can hear colors. Decaf, my friends, is a cruel joke.
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Unlimited storage on our phones is a blessing and a curse. On one hand, I never have to delete a photo. On the other hand, my camera roll looks like a museum of questionable life choices. Remember that time I tried to make avocado toast and set off the fire alarm? Yeah, it's documented.
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You ever notice how unlimited data plans make us feel invincible? It's like, I can stream, download, and update my entire life without worrying about overage charges. But then I realize my willpower is not unlimited, and suddenly I've binge-watched three seasons of a show I didn't even plan to watch.
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Unlimited patience is a virtue, they say. Well, my GPS has unlimited patience too, but it still manages to sound a bit judgmental when I miss a turn. "In 500 feet, if you could, you know, maybe try following directions?
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Unlimited bathroom breaks at work are fantastic until you realize it's the only place where you can escape for a moment of peace. I've turned into a bathroom philosopher, contemplating the meaning of life while hiding from spreadsheets.
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Unlimited texting plans have turned us into poets, haven't they? I can send a paragraph about my day to a friend, complete with emojis and punctuation, and they respond with "K." It's like, I just poured my heart out in T9 predictive text, and all I get is a single letter?
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Unlimited options at a buffet are like a culinary adventure, right? But let's be real, my plate starts looking like a Jackson Pollock painting – a masterpiece of confusion. At some point, I'm just hoping my taste buds have a good GPS.
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Unlimited TV channels mean I spend more time scrolling through the guide than actually watching anything. I have a better chance of finding Narnia in my remote control than finding a show I want to watch.
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Unlimited patience is what we expect from customer service, right? But have you ever been on hold for so long that you start composing symphonies in your head? "Press 1 for a classic, 2 for jazz, 3 for intense frustration.
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