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Updated on: Jun 29 2025

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Office Supplies

The eternal struggle between pens and pencils.
My pen and pencil are like an old married couple. The pen complains that the pencil can't commit, and the pencil says the pen is too rigid.

Laundry Day

The ongoing battle between dirty laundry and the will to do laundry.
I tried talking to my laundry, but it's very closed-minded. It just folds its arms and refuses to cooperate.

Traffic Jams

The struggle for patience in the midst of bumper-to-bumper chaos.
I asked my car why it enjoys rush hour traffic so much. It said, "I just like spending quality time with your brake pedal.

Morning Coffee

The daily war between the need for caffeine and the desire to sleep in.
Coffee and I are like the perfect couple. It keeps me awake, and I keep it from being bitter.

Smartphones

The battle for attention between smartphones and real life.
I told my phone, "You're not the boss of me!" It replied, "Actually, I am. Siri, play 'I Will Survive.'

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