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You ever play that game Undertale? Yeah, it's like a journey into the unknown. I mean, I thought I understood the premise – you're this kid who falls into this underworld filled with monsters. Cool, got it. But then, the monsters start talking to you. I'm just sitting there, thinking, "Wait, I signed up for a game, not a therapy session!" And don't even get me started on the combat system. It's like a weird dance-off where you dodge attacks by a friendly frog or a vegetable with an attitude. I thought I was playing a game, not auditioning for "Dancing with the Undead Stars." I mean, can we stick to a traditional fight, please? I don't need a carrot throwing shade at me while I try to save the world.
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Let's talk about those save points in Undertale. They make me question everything. I save my progress, and suddenly the game tells me, "You're filled with determination." Determination for what? Not getting killed by a killer goat with a trident? And then there's the whole aspect of reloading your save. You mess up, you die, and you hit that reload button like it's the undo button on a cosmic typewriter. It's like the game is saying, "Oh, you didn't like that outcome? Let's try this version of reality instead." I wish life had a save point before important decisions. "Oops, made a mistake. Let me just load the 'Didn't Date That Crazy Ex' save.
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So, in Undertale, they have this thing called the "Pacifist Route." You're supposed to go through the whole game without hurting anyone. And I'm thinking, "Great, I'll be the Gandhi of the gaming world, spreading love and kindness." But here's the catch – it's impossible to be a pacifist in that game! Every time I tried to spare a monster, they misunderstood my intentions and attacked me again. I felt like a negotiator at a monster UN summit, failing miserably. Maybe I should've brought a translator – "No, no, I don't want to fight, I just want to be friends... and not get stabbed, is that too much to ask?
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Undertale is known for its quirky characters, and none more so than Sans. Now, Sans is this laid-back skeleton who loves his puns. I mean, who knew a skeleton could be so pun-derful? He'd pop up, crack a joke, and I'd be torn between laughing and facepalming. It's like he's the dad of the game, trying out his material on you. And let's be real, some of those puns are so bad they make you question the meaning of life. But hey, you can't blame the guy – he's just trying to keep his sense of humor in a world filled with monsters and existential crises.
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