19 Jokes For Undertale

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Updated on: Nov 18 2024

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What do you call a monster in Undertale with musical talent? A 'skele-tone'!
Why did the skeleton go to the Undertale concert? He heard it was a real 'bone'anza!
Why did the monster break up with their computer in Undertale? It kept 'as-rieling' them!
Why did the protagonist bring a pencil to the Undertale battle? To draw their own 'papyrus'!
What's the favorite dessert in Undertale? 'Toriel' cake!
How does Undyne keep fit? She goes for a 'run-ning' workout!
Why did the tomato turn red in Undertale? Because it saw the salad 'dressing'!
What's Sans' favorite instrument? The 'trom-bone'!
Why did the ghost go to school in Undertale? To improve their 'haunt'ing skills!
Undertale makes you question your choices. I tried to befriend my neighbor's dog, and now I have a restraining order. Turns out, dogs don't appreciate random acts of friendship.
Undertale teaches us about consequences. I tried to spare the gym by skipping leg day, and now my legs are giving me a bad time. Sans was right; there's no shortcut to strong legs.
I played Undertale so much that when someone at work tried to start a fight, I just stood there and said, 'You encountered Office Jerk. Act, Item, Spare?' HR wasn't too thrilled with my approach.
Undertale: The only game where you can choose to spare monsters, but in real life, if a spider crosses my path, it's getting the shoe treatment. Sorry, Mr. Spider, no pacifist run for you!
I introduced my grandma to Undertale, and now she's sparing everyone in Bingo. 'I spared B-7. Go on, live another round, sweetie!'
I played Undertale, and now every time I meet someone, I'm like, 'Hmm, should I flirt, compliment, or just spare them?' Life's a game, and I'm stuck in the weirdest dating sim.
Playing Undertale is like going through life with a moral compass. I tried to spare my roommate from doing the dishes, but apparently, 'You have gained EXP' doesn't apply in the real world.
Undertale has changed the way I handle arguments. Now, instead of fighting, I just offer my enemies a cup of tea. Nothing says 'Let's be friends' like a good Earl Grey. Sans, move over; it's time for the Earl Grey route.
Undertale taught me the importance of kindness. Now, I'm trying to spare my calories, spare my time at the gym, and spare my vegetables when they stare at me. I'm on a mercy mission for my waistline!
After playing Undertale, I've decided to adopt a mercy policy at family gatherings. Instead of arguing, I just spare my opinions. It's like a family reunion speedrun - no drama, just a quick pacifist route to dessert.

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