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I asked Uncle Amon if he knew any jokes about sodium in 2017. He said, 'Na.
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I told Uncle Amon that I had a math problem in 2017. He said, 'Don't worry, I'm 'addicted' to solving problems!
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Why did Uncle Amon bring a ladder to the party in 2017? He wanted to take his humor to the next level!
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I asked Uncle Amon if he had a favorite music genre in 2017. He said, 'Yes, it's 'punny' rock – always hits the right note!
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Why did Uncle Amon open a bakery in 2017? He kneaded a new business venture!
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I asked Uncle Amon if he knew any jokes about construction in 2017. He said, 'I'm still building my collection!
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I told Uncle Amon that I bought a boat in 2017. He replied, 'That's great! Now you can sail the seven puns!
Uncle Amon's Retro Fashion
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Uncle Amon is stuck in 2017 fashion. He came to the family reunion wearing skinny jeans and a fidget spinner as a belt buckle. I told him it's 2023, and he said, Well, in my time, this was considered cutting-edge. The only thing cutting-edge about it was the fidget spinner, which promptly fell off and hit Grandma in the foot.
Uncle Amon's Time Travel Tips
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You ever notice how Uncle Amon claims he time-traveled back in 2017? I tried his method - apparently, it involves setting your clock back. I did it and ended up missing a meeting, a dentist appointment, and the entire Game of Thrones finale. Thanks, Uncle Amon. I guess winter came and went, and I blinked.
Uncle Amon's Cryptocurrency Confusion
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Uncle Amon tried to invest in cryptocurrency but got confused. He thought blockchain was something you played with in kindergarten. I asked him if he made any profit, and he said, Well, I did gain a lot of virtual cats. They call it 'crypto-kitties.' Real mature, Uncle Amon.
Uncle Amon's Political Prowess
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Uncle Amon claims he time-traveled to 2017 to fix the world's problems. I asked him how that went, and he said, Let's just say I should've invested more in hoverboards and less in politics. So, if you're wondering why 2017 wasn't any better, blame Uncle Amon's misguided priorities.
Uncle Amon's Ancient Wisdom
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Uncle Amon loves sharing his wisdom from 2017. He told me, Back in my day, we had no TikTok or Instagram. We communicated through smoke signals and carrier pigeons. I asked him how he kept up with the Kardashians, and he said, We didn't. We had to imagine what their contour looked like.
Uncle Amon's DIY Time Machine
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Uncle Amon claims he built a time machine in 2017. I asked him how it works, and he said, It's simple. You just need a DeLorean, a flux capacitor, and a subscription to Netflix. I think Uncle Amon's time machine is just binge-watching old movies.
Uncle Amon's Predictions
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So, Uncle Amon is like our family's very own Nostradamus. In 2017, he predicted the future, or so he claims. I asked him for this year's lottery numbers, and he said, Just trust me on Bitcoin. Now, I'm not a millionaire, but I do have a digital wallet full of regret.
Uncle Amon's Social Media Strategy
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Uncle Amon thinks he's a social media influencer. He said, I'm on Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace. Gotta cover all bases. I told him MySpace is like the abandoned amusement park of the internet, and he said, Exactly! Less competition for my top-eight friends.
Uncle Amon's Outdated Tech Support
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I asked Uncle Amon for tech support, and he handed me a printed-out AOL dial-up troubleshooting guide. I said, Uncle, we're not in the '90s anymore. He looked at me dead serious and said, Well, that explains why my MySpace page won't load.
Uncle Amon's Time-Traveling Playlist
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Uncle Amon claims to have a playlist from 2017 that is the epitome of musical perfection. I listened to it, and let me tell you, it's like a mixtape curated by a confused time traveler. It went from Despacito to Gangnam Style to an acoustic cover of Never Gonna Give You Up. I asked him if he had anything newer, and he said, Why would I need that when I have the classics? Classic Rickroll, Uncle Amon.
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