8+ Best One Liners Jokes For umbrella

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I told my umbrella a joke, but it didn't find it funny. It's a bit sheltered.

Why was the umbrella invited to every party? It knew how to 'rain' on the parade!

My umbrella and I have something in common - we both hate getting wet!

Why don't umbrellas ever get angry? They always keep their cool!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. My umbrella, however, was a huge fan.

Why was the umbrella such a good companion? It was always there to lend support.

Why was the umbrella running late? It got held up in a precipitation!

Why did the umbrella go to school? To improve its cover-age!

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