5 Jokes For Umbrella

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 05 2024

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Weatherman

Predicting the weather and predicting people's reactions
Being a weatherman is tough. You're either the bearer of bad news or the guy everyone blames when they bring an umbrella and it turns out to be sunny.

Umbrella Repair Shop Owner

Fixing umbrellas and dealing with customers who break them in creative ways
People bring in the weirdest umbrellas for repair. One guy handed me an umbrella missing half its spokes. I asked what happened, and he said he tried using it as a parachute during a gust of wind. I'm just glad he made it here safely.

Lost Tourist

Navigating a new city and navigating the complexities of an umbrella
I tried to give directions to a lost tourist who was battling with their umbrella. It got so confusing; I think we both ended up in a different city.

Conspiracy Theorist

The government's involvement with weather control and the mysterious properties of umbrellas
Conspiracy theorists think that umbrellas are actually surveillance devices. So next time you open one, just remember you might be broadcasting your rain-dodging techniques to the government.

Overly Optimistic Person

Seeing the bright side of everything, even on a gloomy day with an umbrella
The optimistic guy tried to sell me an umbrella with a built-in solar panel. He said, "It charges during rain showers so you can use it to power your positivity in the sunshine." I declined but appreciated the effort.

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