8+ Best One Liners Jokes For tying up

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I tried to be friends with a rope, but it kept stringing me along. That relationship was bound to fail.

What did one rope say to the other? 'You're really knot like the rest.

I tried to write a joke about knots, but I got all tangled up in the punchline.

I asked the rope if it wanted to play cards. It said, 'Sure, let's deal with it!

I told my friend a rope joke, but it unraveled quickly. Guess it wasn't knot funny.

I asked the rope to tell me a joke, but it was all twisted up in knots. Must've been a real 'knotty' problem.

How do ropes apologize? They say, 'I'm sorry if I've tied you up in knots.

Why did the rope go to school? It wanted to be a little more 'knot'-iced.

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