5 Jokes For Tying Up

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Updated on: Apr 20 2025

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Overzealous Personal Trainer

Demonstrating how to tie up resistance bands for a workout
The last time my personal trainer showed me how to tie up resistance bands, it looked more like they were preparing for a rodeo than a workout. I didn't sign up for "Fitness and Lasso Techniques 101.

Escape Artist's Dilemma

Trying to tie up an escape artist
It's tough being an escape artist's roommate. I asked if they could help me with the dishes, and suddenly, I found myself handcuffed to the sink.

Failed DIY Enthusiast

Tying up a package with the world's most confusing set of instructions
The packaging tape said it was "user-friendly." Well, either I'm not the target user, or it has some serious social anxiety because it refuses to stick around.

Incompetent Magician

Attempting to tie up a volunteer for a magic trick
I attempted the classic "cutting someone in half" trick, but my saw was on the fritz. So, I ended up just tying them in knots. I call it the "Houdini Pretzel.

Parenting Knots

Attempting to tie up a toddler's shoelaces
I asked my toddler if they wanted bunny ears or loops on their shoes. They said they wanted a magic trick. Now every time I tie their shoes, they expect a rabbit to appear.

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