7 Jokes For Two Priests

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Updated on: Sep 11 2024

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What's a priest's favorite mode of transportation? A prayer-plane!
What's a priest's favorite game? Holy chess – because it's always a battle between good and bishop!
What did one priest say to the other about their sermon preparation? 'Let's make it a sermon to remember – no puns intended!
What did one priest say to the other when they couldn't agree on the church budget? 'I guess we'll just have to pray for more funds!
What's a priest's favorite dessert? Angel food cake!
What did one priest say to the other during a heatwave? 'I guess we'll have to preach about hell to cool things down!
What's a priest's favorite game show? 'Who Wants to Be a Saint?

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