5 Jokes For Two Of Us

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Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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Two atoms were talking, and one says, 'I think I lost an electron.' The other asks, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive!

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I told my friend a joke about construction. It was riveting!

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads for two.

I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a construction joke. He told me to build it up, so I told him later.

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