5 Jokes For Two Of Us

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Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?
Two cookies were baking in the oven. One turns to the other and says, 'Phew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
My friend and I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gotten a gig yet.
My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
Two snowmen were talking. One says, 'Can you smell carrots?

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