7 Jokes For Twenty Five

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Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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I wanted to be a professional tennis player at twenty-five, but I couldn't find anyone to volley my age!
I asked my friend how much he knew about math. He replied, 'Twenty-five percent. The rest is a mystery!
Why don't numbers ever go to the doctor? Because they can't take their twenty-fives off!
At twenty-five, my New Year's resolution is to lose weight. I plan to subtract at least 10 pounds!
I asked my friend how he manages to stay so young-looking at twenty-five. He said, 'It's all about keeping the 'old' out of 'twenty-five'!
I bought a dictionary when I turned twenty-five. The definition of fun was just a page away!
Why did the scarecrow become a comedian at the age of twenty-five? It wanted to be outstanding in its field!

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