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You ever accidentally hit reply all on an email? It's like unleashing a digital confetti bomb. Suddenly, twenty-five people are caught in the crossfire of your accidental "You're welcome" to the office thank-you email. Sorry, Gary, didn't mean to involve the entire company in your gratitude.
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So, I was at the grocery store the other day, and I couldn't decide which size of eggs to get. Do I go for the dozen or the carton of twenty-four? I compromised and got twenty-five just to feel a bit rebellious. Living life on the egg-edge, folks!
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You know you're officially an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. I recently bought a pack of twenty-five sponges, and let me tell you, that was more thrilling than any roller coaster ride I've been on!
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Have you ever noticed that when you're waiting for someone, time seems to slow down? I was waiting for my friend for what felt like an eternity, and I did the math - it was actually twenty-five minutes. I've aged at least a year in that time.
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So, I decided to start a garden. I planted twenty-five seeds, watered them every day, and now I have a flourishing crop of... uncertainty. I have no idea what I planted. Surprise gardening - it's the new trend!
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I tried following a new recipe the other day. It said, "Cook for twenty-five minutes or until golden brown." Well, apparently, my oven has a different definition of "golden brown." My dish came out looking more like a charcoal sketch than a culinary masterpiece.
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Ever notice how when you're trying to be sneaky, everything makes noise? I was attempting to raid the kitchen for a late-night snack, and every creak in the floor sounded like I was tap dancing with a herd of elephants. Note to self: invest in silent snacks for covert operations.
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I recently discovered that I've been mispronouncing a word for twenty-five years. You know that saying, "Ignorance is bliss"? Well, bliss has been mispronounced bliss-takes all this time.
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I recently cleaned out my closet and found clothes I forgot I owned. It's like shopping without spending money. I might as well label my closet "Twenty-Five Shades of Forgotten Fashion.
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