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Why did the twelve-year-old take a ladder to school? Because they thought high school was 'up'!
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Why was the twelve-year-old's report card wet? Because it was below 'C' level!
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Why don't twelve-year-olds ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Why did the twelve-year-old stand on a stool? Because they wanted to reach 'twelve' feet tall!
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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just like a room full of twelve-year-olds!
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Why did the twelve-year-old bring a clock to the library? To 'tock' about their favorite books!
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Why did the twelve-year-old bring a mirror to the park? To reflect on the swings!
Texting Tactics
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Have you ever received a text from a twelve-year-old? It's like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. They've created a whole new language with acronyms and emojis. I got a message that said, IDC LOL TTYL, and I felt like I needed a secret codebreaker to respond.
Homework Horror Story
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Twelve-year-olds and homework – it's a real-life horror story. I asked one of them what they're studying, and they said, The complex art of procrastination and blaming the dog for eating my homework. I didn't realize that was a major, but apparently, it's in high demand.
Snack Strategy
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I tried to understand the snack preferences of twelve-year-olds, and I realized they have a more sophisticated palate than most food critics. They can distinguish between different brands of fruit snacks like sommeliers discussing fine wine. Ah, the 2010 Gushers – truly a vintage delicacy.
Math Mysteries
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I tried helping a twelve-year-old with their math homework, and suddenly I found myself in a parallel universe where numbers have emotions and variables have complex social dynamics. I asked, What's the square root of 144? They replied, Well, it depends on how the square is feeling that day. Math has never been so emotionally charged.
Fashion Faux Pas
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Trying to understand twelve-year-old fashion is like attempting to decipher an alien language. I saw a kid wearing socks with sandals, and I thought, Is this a new trend or did they just run out of laundry? I swear, they're the trendsetters we never knew we didn't need.
Social Media Savvy
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Twelve-year-olds are social media gurus. They have followers in the thousands, and I'm over here struggling to get a double-digit like on my cat videos. I asked one for social media advice, and they said, Just post a TikTok of you doing the floss dance. I tried it, and let's just say the dance is easier than gaining followers.
Bedtime Battles
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Getting a twelve-year-old to go to bed is like trying to herd cats. You present a well-thought-out bedtime schedule, and they counter with a PowerPoint presentation on why staying up until 3 a.m. is essential for their creative process. I didn't realize they were nocturnal artists.
Master Negotiators
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Twelve-year-olds are the best negotiators in the business. I tried to make them eat broccoli, and suddenly I'm in a diplomatic summit discussing the pros and cons of vegetables. I think they missed their calling – negotiating peace deals or brokering bedtime treaties.
Tech Gurus
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Twelve-year-olds are tech experts. I asked one for help with my computer, and suddenly they're speaking a language that sounds like a mix of binary code and magic spells. I swear, if you want to know the future of technology, just ask a twelve-year-old. They've got it all figured out.
Tween Trouble
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You ever try having a conversation with a group of twelve-year-olds? It's like negotiating with tiny lawyers who just discovered caffeine. They argue their case with the intensity of a Supreme Court hearing, and I'm over here just trying to convince them that bedtime is not a violation of human rights.
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