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Dealing with a group of twelve-year-olds is like organizing a herd of caffeinated puppies. You try to lead them in one direction, and suddenly they're off chasing butterflies of distraction. It's a game of "How many times can you say 'focus' before losing your sanity?
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Twelve-year-olds are like walking contradictions. They want to be treated like adults, but the moment you ask them to do the dishes, suddenly they're experts in the field of procrastination. It's an art form, really.
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Twelve-year-olds have this incredible ability to turn any regular household item into a makeshift musical instrument. I handed one a spoon, and suddenly I was witnessing a kitchen concert that rivaled a rock band. Move over, Mozart; we've got the spoon virtuosos in town.
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Twelve-year-olds have an uncanny ability to detect the sound frequency of an ice cream truck from three blocks away. It's like they have a built-in radar for frozen treats. Forget about calling them for dinner; try calling them for ice cream, and you'll see Olympic-level sprinting.
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Have you ever tried having a conversation with a twelve-year-old? It's like negotiating with a tiny lawyer who just discovered caffeine. "No, you can't stay up past 9 PM." "But, hear me out, what if I promise to go to bed at 9:01?
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I asked a twelve-year-old for their opinion on current events, and they responded with, "Why is there no app that delivers homework straight to our brains?" Well, kid, you just described the dream of every student and the nightmare of every teacher.
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Have you ever tried explaining the concept of "patience" to a twelve-year-old? It's like describing colors to someone who's only ever seen in black and white. They nod along, but you can see the confusion in their eyes as they mentally calculate how many Fortnite matches they can squeeze in while waiting.
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Parenting a twelve-year-old is like being a contestant on a game show where the rules change every five minutes. One moment, they're the epitome of independence, and the next, they need help tying their shoes because it's suddenly a complicated rocket science experiment.
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Trying to keep up with the latest trends according to twelve-year-olds is a workout for your brain. One day, it's all about fidget spinners, and the next, they've moved on to something called "swooshing," which I'm pretty sure involves a lot of arm flailing and dramatic hair flips.
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