7 Jokes For Tweet

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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I told my computer to write me a joke about tweets. It replied, 'Error 404: Humor not found.
My computer tried to make a Twitter account for itself. It got stuck on CAPS LOCK. Now it just shouts tweets!
I asked my computer for a joke about tweets. It said, 'Sorry, I'm not chirpy in the morning.
My tweets are like fine wine. They get better with time, and sometimes they make people spill their drinks.
Why did the canary break up with Twitter? It needed more freedom to tweet outside the cage.
My tweets are like a good bra - supportive and uplifting!
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation tweets.

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