7 Jokes For Twas The Night Before Christmas

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Updated on: Jul 14 2024

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Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real Christmas 'punnacle'!
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he parked in a snow parking zone!
Why was the Christmas stocking nervous? It was afraid it might get 'stuffed'!
Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose!
Why was the turkey asked to join the North Pole band? Because it had the drumsticks!

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