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You ever notice how "Twas the night before Christmas" makes it sound like reindeer are the ultimate GPS? Forget Google Maps; just hitch up Rudolph, and you're good to go!
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Twas the night before Christmas" always reminds me of my failed attempts at being stealthy. I tried sneaking around my house once, and let's just say I'm not cut out for the Santa lifestyle. Tripped over a toy and woke up the entire family.
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I always found it amusing how "Twas the night before Christmas" paints Santa as this stealthy, ninja-like figure. Yet, on Christmas morning, he's just like, "Ho Ho Ho! Gotcha! Hope you liked those socks!
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Isn't it funny how we spend the entire year teaching kids not to take gifts from strangers, and then on Christmas Eve, we're like, "Oh, here's some milk and cookies, mysterious man from the North Pole!
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I've always wondered, does Santa get any privacy? I mean, the guy is probably more watched than any celebrity. Every chimney has a camera nowadays; he's probably trending on Elf-stagram.
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You know, "Twas the night before Christmas" is probably the only time of year when people are okay with an old man sneaking into their houses. Imagine that any other time! "Sorry officer, he said he was leaving gifts.
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I love how "Twas the night before Christmas" romanticizes the idea of a silent night. Meanwhile, in my house, it's more like a symphony of snoring, distant car alarms, and that mysterious creaking sound that's probably just the house settling... or is it?
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You ever think about how "Twas the night before Christmas" sets kids up for disappointment? Imagine waking up and finding out Santa's gifts aren't delivered by magic but by a frantic shopping spree at the North Pole.
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You ever think about how "Twas the night before Christmas" is basically the OG unboxing video? Santa's just there, going through his sack, showing off the latest toys to an audience of sleeping children.
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