5 Jokes For Turnover

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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Restaurant Chef

Handling the turnover of ingredients in the kitchen
It's like my kitchen is a revolving door for ingredients. If they had a union, I'm pretty sure they'd be on strike by now. "No more being tossed around – we want stability!

Job Interviewer

Dealing with high turnover in hiring
I told my boss we need to change our recruitment strategy. She said, "Why don't you try catching employees instead of Pokémon?" I said, "Well, we did try, but they're really good at using 'Escape.'

Gym Trainer

Dealing with the high turnover of clients
I suggested we implement a rewards program for frequent gym-goers. My boss said, "Isn't that just paying people to stay fit?" I said, "Well, isn't that the American way?

Coffee Shop Barista

Coping with the rapid turnover of customers
I asked my manager if we could put GPS trackers on the coffee cups so that when someone leaves, we can at least send them a breakup text. "It's not you, it's our pumpkin spice latte.

Real Estate Agent

Managing the high turnover of properties
Showing homes to potential buyers is like speed dating for buildings. "Hi, I'm a charming two-bedroom with a great view. Swipe right if you want to live happily ever after, or until the market crashes again.

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