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Why did the power strip break up with the surge protector? It felt like there were too many connections.
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How does an electrician flirt? They say, 'You light up my life like a well-wired circuit.
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I asked my electrician friend to fix my broken lamp. He didn't understand why I wanted to light up the situation!
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Why was the power outlet so popular at the party? It knew how to amp up the energy!
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Why did the electrician close his eyes while working? He wanted to wire in his dreams!
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Why did the light bulb break up with the socket? It couldn't handle the spark anymore!
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Why did the toaster break up with the power outlet? It felt like things were getting too toasty!
The Microwave's Time Travel Request
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Received a mysterious note that said, turn me on. I got excited, thinking my microwave was ready to reveal some time travel secrets. Nope, it just wanted me to set the clock. I guess it's more concerned with punctuality than parallel universes.
The Coffee Maker's Rebellion
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Received a mysterious note that said, turn me on. I thought my coffee maker was staging a rebellion. Turns out, it just wanted me to press the 'on' button. I guess my caffeine addiction got me caught up in a java jihad.
The Fan's High Expectations
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I got a note that said, turn me on. So, I thought my fan was feeling a bit neglected. I turned it on, and you know what it said? Is that all you got? Apparently, my fan has high expectations in the relationship department.
The Vacuum Cleaner’s Identity Crisis
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Got a note that said, turn me on. I was expecting my vacuum cleaner to confess its deepest desires. Instead, it just wanted to be plugged in. I thought I was dealing with an existential crisis, but it turns out it was just a power issue.
My Refrigerator’s Demands
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Got a note that said, turn me on. I was thrilled, thinking my refrigerator was finally ready to share its secrets. Nope, it just wanted me to adjust the temperature. I swear my fridge is the neediest relationship I've ever had.
The Light Switch Debacle
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You ever notice how people can't resist giving you vague instructions? I mean, someone handed me a note that just said, turn me on. So, naturally, I tried to have a deep conversation with a light switch. It didn't go well. I asked, What's your biggest fear? And it just flickered nervously.
The Smart Home Rebellion
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Received a mysterious note that said, turn me on. I thought my entire smart home system was plotting a rebellion. Turns out, my thermostat just wanted me to adjust the temperature. I guess my home is a little too 'smart' for its own good.
The Romantic Light Bulb
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Received a mysterious note that said, turn me on. I thought romance was in the air. So, I took my light bulb out for a fancy dinner. Turns out, it wasn't interested in a long-term commitment. It just wanted to be screwed in, not tied down.
My Failed Tinder Experiment
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Got this mysterious note that said, turn me on. I thought it was a secret admirer or something. Turns out, I misread it and ended up swiping right on every electrical appliance in my house. Now my toaster won't stop sending me cheesy pickup lines.
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