5 Jokes For Turn Me On

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 30 2025

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The GPS

The confusion and occasional frustration of getting turned on but still ending up lost.
Life advice: If only turning on my motivation was as easy as turning on my GPS. I'd never take a wrong turn again.

The Computer

The frustration of getting turned on but not always performing as expected.
My computer's like a picky date – it might take a while to warm up, and even then, it could freeze at any moment.

The Light Switch

The eternal struggle of being turned on and off.
If I had a dollar for every time someone struggled to turn me on, I'd be a millionaire by now.

The Television

The battle between getting turned on and finding something worth watching.
Turning on the TV at 3 am is like playing a risky game of Russian Roulette with infomercials – you might end up with a great deal or a regrettable purchase.

The Espresso Machine

The intense pressure of getting turned on and delivering the perfect shot.
If my espresso machine could talk, it would probably say, "Handle me with care and clean me regularly if you want a good performance.

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