8+ Best Witty Jokes tshirts Jokes

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My t-shirt tried stand-up comedy. It got a lot of laughs, but it was a bit wrinkled from the nerves!

I told my t-shirt a joke, but it didn't laugh. It said the humor was too dry-clean only!

I asked my t-shirt if it could sing. It said, 'No, but I'm great at covering stains!

Why did the t-shirt go to therapy? It had too many unresolved creases!

What's a t-shirt's favorite subject in school? Art, because it loves being dyed!

I asked my t-shirt if it wanted to hear a construction joke. It said, 'Nah, I've heard they're all too tight!

Why did the t-shirt get promoted? It had outstanding 'shirtelligence'!

My t-shirt wanted to join the army. It heard they had the best camo shirts!

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