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What did the t-shirt say to the iron? 'You really know how to press my buttons!
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Why did the t-shirt go to space? It wanted to see if it could finally get some 'intergalactic cotton'!
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What did the washing machine say to the t-shirt? Stop spinning around, you're making me dizzy!
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Why was the t-shirt at the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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You know you're a grown-up when your idea of a wild night out involves organizing your t-shirt drawer. 'Oh, this one is for lazy Sundays, and this one is for pretending I have my life together on Mondays.'
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T-shirts are like the unsung heroes of our closets. They're always there, quietly doing their job, and then one day, you realize you have a collection that could rival a superhero's cape wardrobe. I'm just waiting for my call from the Fashion Avengers.
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T-shirts, the only clothing item that comes with its own existential crisis. Like, do I fold them? Hang them? Or just accept that my wardrobe is a chaotic mess, much like my life?
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T-shirts are like the chameleons of fashion. They can be casual, formal, or even a makeshift napkin when you're eating a messy burger. It's the Swiss Army knife of clothing, and let's be honest, it's saved many meals from becoming a fashion disaster.
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I bought a t-shirt that claimed it was 'wrinkle-free.' I've worn it three times, and now it looks like it's been in a wrestling match with a dryer. Maybe it's 'wrinkle-resistant' if you don't move or breathe too much.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a shopping spree involves buying more t-shirts in different shades of black. Because, let's face it, there are at least 50 shades of black, and I need them all!
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T-shirts are like the currency of memories. Each one tells a story, like that concert tee from a band you barely remember or the shirt you got on that impromptu road trip. It's a nostalgic journey through your laundry.
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T-shirts are the real MVPs of relationships. You know it's serious when you start borrowing each other's shirts. And by serious, I mean you've reached that level of comfort where personal space is just a myth, and you're essentially in a long-term shirt-sharing agreement.
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I have a drawer full of t-shirts I never wear but can't seem to part with. It's like a support group for abandoned clothing. 'Hi, my name is Dave, and I haven't worn this shirt since 2010, but I just can't let it go.'
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