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Title: The Trump Effect on Relationships You know, being a Trump hater can be a real relationship minefield. I've seen couples where one is a Trump supporter and the other is a Trump hater. It's like a live-action rendition of 'Beauty and the Beast,' except Belle's trying to throw away the enchanted rose every chance she gets!
Arguments in those relationships must be wild. I can imagine the Trump hater trying to have a romantic dinner, and suddenly, the Trump supporter slides in a political comment. It's like dropping a grenade into a perfectly calm conversation. You can see the moment where they weigh the pros and cons of saying what's on their mind versus having a peaceful night's sleep on the couch.
I bet dating as a Trump hater is like being in a never-ending job interview. "So, tell me about your political views." And if they say they hate Trump, it's like a potential red flag. "Hmm, not sure if I can see a future with you." It's like dating is now a bipartisan affair, and swiping left or right depends on which political side you're leaning towards!
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Title: The Trump Hatred Diet You know, I've noticed something interesting about Trump haters. They're like fitness gurus, but instead of counting calories, they count Trump tweets! I mean, seriously, that's their cardio. Every morning, they wake up, scroll through Twitter, and burn calories with every furious keystroke replying to a tweet. It's the Trump Hater Diet - it's not about shedding pounds, it's about shedding anger!
But have you ever seen a Trump hater's face when they accidentally see his face on TV? It's like they just took a big bite of a lemon and a lime at the same time! You can see the internal conflict raging within them - the desire to be informed and the absolute refusal to give that man another second of their attention. It's a workout for their emotional muscles!
And the way they vent about Trump, it's like their hobby, their passion project. They'll passionately argue about his policies, his hair, his tie length - anything and everything! Sometimes I wonder if they've got a secret Trump shrine in their closet where they sacrifice MAGA hats under a full moon, chanting, "Make America Sane Again!
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Title: Trump Haters Anonymous I think there should be a support group for Trump haters. You know, like Alcoholics Anonymous, but instead, it's called Trump Haters Anonymous. They'd sit in a circle, and one by one, they'd stand up and say, "Hi, my name is [insert name], and I've been a Trump hater for [insert years]." The group would respond with a sympathetic, "Hi, [insert name]."
And can you imagine the twelve steps in this group? Step one, admit you have a problem with angrily tweeting about Trump at 2 AM. Step two, believe that there's a world beyond Trump's tweets. Step three, make amends for any friendships lost due to political arguments about the man. It's a support group with a political twist!
But hey, the good thing about Trump Haters Anonymous is they probably have the best potlucks. I mean, those gatherings are filled with so much tension and disdain that their mac and cheese recipe probably has more cheese than a Fox News segment!
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Title: Trump Hater Fashion You can always spot a Trump hater in a crowd. They have this distinct fashion sense, donning "Dump Trump" shirts or "Not My President" hats. It's like they're participating in a perpetual Halloween costume contest, and the theme is 'Political Protest Chic.'
But the real question is, do they have a separate wardrobe for the days they accidentally see Trump on TV? Do they have emergency 'Avoidance Attire' tucked away in their closets? "Oh no, Trump's on the screen again, quick, get me my anti-Trump goggles and my 'I'd Rather Be Watching Cat Videos' hoodie!"
And the creativity in their protest signs is something else! You've got to hand it to them; they've turned picketing into an art form. Sometimes I think they're just protesting for the thrill of making those catchy signs. "What do we want? A Different President! When do we want it? Impeachment Time!"
But I'll tell you what, Trump haters may disagree on many things, but they've unanimously agreed on one fashion statement: orange is not the new black, especially in the White House!
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