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I asked a Trump hater if they liked seafood. They said, 'Only if it's served with a side of 'Trump-et'!
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Why did the Trump hater open a shoe store? They wanted to make sure everyone had a pair of 'Trump-stompers'!
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Why did the Trump hater become a gardener? Because they love planting 'Trump-trees'!
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I asked a Trump hater if they wanted to hear a joke. They said, 'Sure, as long as it's not a 'Trump-lause' moment.
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Why did the Trump hater start a bakery? They wanted to make 'Trump-cakes'!
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I told a Trump hater they should become a chef. They replied, 'I can't stand anything with too much 'spice'!
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What's a Trump hater's favorite type of footwear? 'Flip-flops' – they can't decide which way to go!
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Why did the Trump hater bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the 'rocks'!
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Why did the Trump hater refuse to play cards? They heard there were too many 'Trump' cards in the deck!
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I've noticed that Trump haters are a lot like my GPS - constantly recalculating their route and never really knowing where they're going.
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I overheard a heated argument between a Trump hater and a Trump supporter. It was like watching two people fighting over the last piece of gluten-free bread - neither of them actually wanted it, but they were committed to the battle.
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I asked a Trump hater if they'd ever consider changing their mind, and they said, Sure, when pigs fly. Well, I guess we're stuck with this division because last time I checked, pigs still weren't certified pilots.
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I told my friend that Trump haters are like broken escalators - always taking people down.
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I asked my friend why he hates Trump so much, and he said, Because of his hair. I said, Really? That's like disliking a movie because of the font in the credits.
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I saw a guy the other day with a Dump Trump bumper sticker on his car. I thought, That's the closest he'll get to a dump in months because, clearly, he's full of crap.
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I found out my neighbor is a hardcore Trump hater. So, to annoy him, I started mowing my lawn in the shape of Trump's hair. It's like landscaping, but make it political.
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You know you're dealing with a hardcore Trump hater when they have a Trump Sucks t-shirt. I'm thinking of making my own with Laundry Sucks because, honestly, that's a cause we can all get behind.
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It's funny how Trump haters claim to be the most open-minded people, yet they're not open to the possibility that someone might actually like the guy. It's like they got a Ph.D. in Irony.
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