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Why did the trophy apply for a job? It wanted to make a good impression!
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Why did the trophy break up with the medal? It needed someone with a bit more shine!
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I won a trophy for sleeping. It's my most impressive achievement, hands down!
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Why did the trophy go to school? It wanted to be a little more well-rounded!
Trophy Parenting
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My parents have this habit of turning everything into a competition. They even have a Best Son trophy. I asked them, What did I do to earn this? They said, You were born first. It turns out I won the ultimate race, the womb Olympics. Thanks, Mom and Dad, for making me your gold medal.
Trophy Troubles
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You ever notice how winning a trophy is like getting a gold star for adults? I won a trophy recently, and now I'm just waiting for someone to ask me, What did you do to deserve this? I'm like, Well, I successfully avoided social interactions for a whole week. That's an achievement, right?
Trophy Wisdom
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I was at my nephew's soccer game, and they give trophies to everyone, even if you spend the whole game picking daisies. It's like they're teaching kids a valuable life lesson: You don't have to be good at something to be recognized, just show up and smile. I'm thinking of using that philosophy at my job.
Trophy Diet
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I tried going on a diet once, and I thought, Why not reward myself with a trophy for every pound lost? It worked for a while until I realized I was gaining more trophies than losing pounds. Now, I've got a shelf full of trophies and a waistline that refuses to cooperate. The struggle is real.
Trophy Phobia
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You know you're an adult when someone hands you a participation trophy, and instead of feeling proud, you feel existential dread. Suddenly, you're questioning your life choices, wondering if this is what you've amounted to. I call it trophy-induced midlife crisis.
Trophy Humility
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I joined a humility competition once, and I won a trophy for being the most humble. I proudly display it on my mantelpiece, right next to my Least Egoistic award. I'm so humble; I even outshine myself in humility competitions.
Trophy Time Machine
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I found my old participation trophies from when I was a kid, and I realized they were like time machines. Each trophy takes me back to a moment when I thought I was the coolest thing on Earth. Now, I just look at them and think, Ah, the good old days when I was the king of the kickball court. The trophy might be plastic, but the memories are pure gold.
Trophy Hunt
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My girlfriend told me she wanted a trophy husband. I was flattered until I realized she meant someone who just stands there looking good. So, now I've been practicing my award-winning smile in the mirror. My goal is to be so charming, they create a Best Dressed in Pajamas trophy just for me.
Trophy Miscommunication
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I told my boss I wanted a raise, and he misunderstood me. Next thing I know, I'm standing on a podium holding a Best Coffee Maker in the Office trophy. Apparently, my coffee-making skills overshadowed my request for a salary bump. Well, at least now I can brew success one cup at a time.
Trophy Envy
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I've got this friend who's always bragging about his trophies. He's got shelves filled with them. I decided to get in on the action, so I bought a participation trophy online. Now, when he shows off his collection, I proudly display mine too. It's the I Survived Another Monday trophy. It's a tough competition, you know?
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