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Why was the angle always the life of the party? Because it had so many degrees!
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I told my wife I was going to draw a circle. She asked me, 'What's the point?
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I'm good at math, but I'm afraid of negative numbers. I'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug; she must have misunderstood my trigonometry lecture!
Social Media: The Trig-ger Finger Olympics
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You ever get into a social media debate? It's like entering the trig-ger finger Olympics. People are so quick to fire off their opinions, it's like they're in a race to see who can hit the keyboard the hardest. I'm just here, trying not to pull a muscle in my thumb. Who knew Twitter could be a contact sport?
Trig-gle Warning: Family Gatherings
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Family gatherings come with a trig-gle warning. You walk in, and suddenly it's an interrogation about your life choices. When are you getting married? Why aren't you a doctor yet? I need a safe word for family dinners – something like avocado so I can trigger an exit strategy.
Driving with GPS: The Trig-etaway
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GPS, the only friend who can turn a simple trip to the grocery store into a high-stakes adventure. It's like having a backseat driver with commitment issues – Turn left, recalculating, make a U-turn, recalculating, oh, you missed it, recalculating. I swear, sometimes I think my GPS has a vendetta against me. It's not giving directions; it's triggering my anxiety!
Trig-gers Anonymous: My Coffee Addiction
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I joined Trig-gers Anonymous because of my coffee addiction. Every morning, I'm triggered by the aroma of freshly brewed coffee. I can't resist it – it's like my nostrils are hosting a caffeine support group, and they've all relapsed. Decaf? Please, that's just a trigger in disguise!
Grocery Shopping Trig-gedy
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Grocery shopping is a battlefield, and the shopping cart is my weapon of choice. But you know what's the real trig-gedy? When you finally find the perfect avocado, and it's the only one left – like, congratulations, you've won the avocado lottery, but at what cost? The sacrifices we make for guacamole!
The Trig-le of Doom: Conference Calls
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Conference calls are the trig-le of doom in the professional world. You try to contribute to the conversation, but the awkward pauses and accidental interruptions make it feel like you're playing a game of corporate Minesweeper. One wrong move, and boom – you've triggered a virtual explosion of embarrassment.
The Trig-ic of Laundry Day
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Laundry day is like a tragic sitcom episode. You start with a full hamper, thinking, I got this. But as soon as you sort the colors from the whites, it's a trig-ic mess. Socks go missing, and the dryer eats them like a sock-eating monster. It's a laundry conspiracy – they're plotting against us!
The Trigger-Happy Thermostat
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You ever notice how thermostats are like those friends who just can't chill? My thermostat thinks it's on a mission to conquer the world, triggering the heat or AC randomly like it's planning a climate coup. I'm just waiting for it to start giving motivational speeches like, Winter is coming, and we must rise to the occasion!
Trig-ical Thinking: DIY Projects
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I tried a DIY project once, and let me tell you, trig-ical thinking should be a recognized psychological disorder. The instructions were like a treasure map written in code. By the end, I had a bookshelf that looked like modern art – a trig-ical masterpiece. I call it Furniture Abstractus.
Relationships and Trig-or-treats
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Relationships are like Halloween. At the beginning, it's all treats and laughter, but sooner or later, you hit the trig-or-treat phase. You open the door, and instead of candy, you get emotional baggage. Here's a bag of my insecurities – enjoy! I just want a relationship without the scary costumes, is that too much to ask?
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