10 Jokes For Trig

Observational Jokes

Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Trigonometry and relationships have something in common: they both have degrees, angles, and a lot of unnecessary calculations when you're trying to figure out if you're right or just plain wrong.
I tried to use trigonometry to figure out the perfect angle for taking a selfie. Now, instead of capturing memories, I've got a picture that's more confusing than a calculus equation.
I was trying to explain trigonometry to my friend the other day, and I swear, by the time I finished, even the right angles in the room looked confused.
They say trigonometry is essential for architects. No wonder some buildings look like they were designed by someone who spent too much time trying to find the tangent of a crooked line.
I tried to use trigonometry to impress a date once. Let's just say, calculating the angle of my failure was easier than finding the hypotenuse of that relationship.
You know, they say trigonometry is all about angles, but every time I try to calculate how much I spent on coffee this month, I end up feeling obtuse.
You ever notice how trigonometry problems are like trying to find your way through a maze? Except instead of a prize at the end, you get the satisfaction of knowing you can find the sine of an angle you'll never encounter in real life.
My friend said trigonometry is easy; it's all about sine, cosine, and tangent. I told him it's also about knowing when to say, "I'll never use this in real life.
You ever look at a trigonometry textbook and think, "Wow, this is the only place where triangles have more drama than a daytime soap opera"?
You know you've watched too many trigonometry tutorials when you start seeing triangles everywhere. At this point, I can't tell if I'm in a geometry class or just lost in a very angular dream.

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