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My invisible friend claims he's transparent. I guess you could say he's not the brightest, but he's see-through.
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What do you call it when you can see through your coffee? A transparent addiction!
Invisible Achievements
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I was so proud of myself the other day. I achieved something truly remarkable. I set a personal record for transparency at work. I did so little, my boss gave me a medal. It's invisible, of course, but it's the thought that counts.
Invisible Success
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I recently attended a seminar on success. The speaker said, Visualize your success. So, I closed my eyes and pictured it. It was so transparent; even my goals were like, Come on, give us something to work with!
The Invisible Apocalypse Plan
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I started prepping for the apocalypse. I got the essentials: water, canned goods, and an invisible cloak. Because if the world is ending, I want to do it in style, disappearing into the chaos like a transparent superhero.
The See-Through Diet
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I've been on this new transparent diet. Yeah, it's fantastic. I eat salads so clear, you'd think I'm Photoshopped. My friends were like, Are you sure you're eating? I'm like, Trust me, my hunger is invisible, but the cravings are real.
The Invisible Struggle
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You ever feel like your life is as transparent as my ex's excuses? I mean, I tried to make plans with her once, and she said, I'm sorry, I can't commit, I'm like air – you can't hold me down. Well, I tried, but turns out, relationships work better when at least one person is visible.
Transparent Excitement
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I told my friend about this amazing vacation I'm planning. He asked, Where are you going? I said, Oh, it's a secret. So secret, even I don't know where I'm going. It's a transparent adventure.
The Invisible Bank Account
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My bank account is so transparent; it makes air look solid. I checked my balance the other day, and the ATM screen said, Are you sure you have an account with us? I'm like, Yeah, I think so, but don't quote me on that.
Transparent Tinder Bio
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I updated my Tinder bio to be as honest as possible. It now says, Looking for a relationship as transparent as my internet browser history – you'll see everything, and some things you wish you hadn't.
See-Through Excuses
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I tried calling in sick to work once, and I said, I'm feeling a bit transparent today. My boss replied, That's not a valid medical condition. I said, Well, clearly, you can't see how serious it is.
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