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Updated on: Feb 13 2025

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The Ghost Stand-Up

Doing stand-up comedy when no one can see you
I tried crowd work, and someone shouted, "Are you even here?" I replied, "I'm like the wind - you can't see me, but you can feel my presence.

The Transparent Chef

Cooking when everyone can see all your kitchen mishaps
I tried to make a cake, and when it came out of the oven, someone said, "It looks like abstract art." I didn't know baking was a form of expression!

The See-Through Spy

Trying to be a spy when everyone can see right through you
I tried to eavesdrop on a conversation, but as soon as I got close, they said, "We can hear you breathing, you know." Well, there goes my career as a secret agent.

The Invisible Man

Struggling with invisibility in a visible world
Dating is the worst. I took a girl out, and she said, "You're so hard to read." I'm thinking, "Lady, I'm literally an open book!

The Vanishing Act

Struggling to impress as a magician when no one can see the magic
I attempted the classic sawing-a-person-in-half trick, but the audience could see the person just standing there. I guess I need to work on my "visible illusion" skills.

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