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Why did the baby tooth want to be a grown-up tooth? It wanted to be a wisdom tooth!
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What did the molar say to the incisor? 'You're biting off more than you can chew!
Toothpaste Squeeze
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Why is it that squeezing toothpaste is like trying to negotiate world peace? My wife and I have different techniques. She's a roller, and I'm a squisher. We need a toothpaste mediator to avoid an international incident in the bathroom.
Dental Dilemmas
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I went to the dentist, and he told me I needed a crown. I was like, Doc, I'm not royalty; I'm just trying to chew my food without feeling like I'm in a medieval torture chamber. Can we downgrade to a dental democracy, maybe?
The Tooth Fairy Hustle
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I recently lost a tooth, and my kid asked me if the Tooth Fairy still visited adults. I said, Sure, but instead of money, she leaves you a receipt for your dental expenses. It's called the 'Grown-up Tooth Fairy Tax.'
Tooth Fairy Job Application
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If the Tooth Fairy ever decided to unionize, we'd be in trouble. Can you imagine the demands? We want dental benefits, a 401(k), and a dental floss allowance. Oh, and make the pillows softer. It's hard work, you know!
Tooth Be Told
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You ever notice how a loose tooth feels like it's planning its own retirement party in your mouth? It's like, Hey, folks, it's been a great run, but I'm outta here! I'm just waiting for the day my tooth hands me a tiny gold watch and walks out with a suitcase.
Toothache Olympics
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Having a toothache is like participating in the Olympics of pain. You're lying there, clutching your face, and the pain is scoring perfect 10s from all the judges. It's like, Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. Literally, because I can't sleep with this toothache.
Tooth or Dare
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The other day, my dentist asked me if I floss regularly. I said, Of course, Doc. I play 'Tooth or Dare' every night. Sometimes I dare my gums to bleed just for the thrill.
Toothless Wisdom
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They say with age comes wisdom, but they never mentioned losing teeth in the fine print. I'm starting to think the more teeth you lose, the wiser you become. I must be a dental genius by now!
Toothpaste Drama
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Why is buying toothpaste such a stressful experience? There are like a hundred options, each claiming to be the best. I stood in the aisle for so long; I'm pretty sure the security guard thought I was planning a heist. Hands up! This toothpaste is minty fresh, and I'm not afraid to use it!
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