7 Jokes For Too Hot

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Updated on: Jun 05 2025

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I asked my friend if he could lend me some shade. He said, 'Sorry, I'm in a dark place right now.
I asked the sun if it wanted to play hide and seek. It said, 'You go hide, and I'll find you in about five minutes.
I'm so hot that when I walk into a room, even the air conditioner says, 'I give up.
I ordered a pizza the other day, and the delivery guy asked if he could stand in my air-conditioned living room for a minute. He said it was 'too hot' outside.
I tried to bake cookies today, but the recipe said to set the oven to 180 degrees. Now I can't find my cookies anywhere!
I tried to go for a run today, but it was so hot that I melted. Now I'm just a puddle on the sidewalk.
I went to the beach and asked the sun if it could share some rays. It replied, 'Sorry, I'm on a tight schedule.

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