7 Toddlera Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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How does a toddler answer the phone? With building blocks instead of a 'hello'!
Why did the toddler sit on the clock? They wanted to be on time-out!
How does a toddler take their coffee? In their sippy cup, of course!
Why did the toddler carry a pencil to bed? In case they wanted to draw some sweet dreams!
Why did the toddler put their shoes in the refrigerator? Because they wanted to have cool feet!
How does a toddler prepare for a race? By practicing their 'toddler trot'!
Why did the toddler refuse to eat the alphabet soup? They wanted a 'taste' of the ABCs!

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