5 Toddlera Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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Toy Tug of War

Dealing with toddlers and sharing toys
Toddlers believe in a strict possession policy: what's mine is mine, and what's yours is also mine.

Car Seat Conundrums

Struggling with a toddler and car seat battles
Strapping a toddler into a car seat is an Olympic event. You need speed, agility, and the ability to distract with snacks before the gold medal meltdown.

Potty Training Puzzles

The challenges of potty training a toddler
Potty training is a constant battle between the child's desire for independence and the parent's desire for clean floors. Spoiler alert: the floors don't always win.

Bedtime Battle

Trying to put a toddler to bed
Toddler logic: "I don't want to go to sleep, but I also don't want to be awake. Let's compromise and cry for an hour.

Mealtime Mayhem

Getting a toddler to eat their vegetables
It's fascinating how toddlers can spot a vegetable from a mile away, but if you ask them where their missing sock is, suddenly they're detectives with no leads.

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