17 Tinder Messages Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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Why did the iPhone join Tinder? It heard it was a great place for a good connection!
Why did the smartphone go on a Tinder date? It was looking for a match!
What do you call it when two phones meet on Tinder? A perfect 'cell-fie'!
Why did the computer break up with Tinder? It found someone more 'byte'-ful!
What did the smartphone say to its Tinder date? 'You've got the right swipe, baby!
Why did the phone break up with Tinder? It couldn't handle the constant 'scrolling' through relationships!
Why did the smartphone enroll in a cooking class after joining Tinder? It wanted to learn how to make a great 'match'!

Emoji Overload

Why do we even have a dictionary anymore? I’m over here trying to decode a string of eggplants and fire emojis on Tinder like it's some secret Rosetta Stone!

The Silence is Deafening

You know you're in trouble on Tinder when the only message you get is from the app itself saying, It's been a while! 😬

Swipe, Swipe, Oops!

Tinder messages are like playing Russian roulette with words. You either get a LOL or the dreaded... K.

Lost in the Tinder Jungle

You ever feel like sending a message on Tinder is like navigating through the Amazon jungle? One wrong move and you're surrounded by wild emojis and misunderstood sarcasm!

The Message Mantra

If Tinder had a mantra, it would be, Send a message, overthink, repeat. It's like a never-ending cycle of hope, anxiety, and... more anxiety!

Overthinking 101

I spent an hour crafting the perfect first message on Tinder. Then, five minutes after sending it, I'm like, Why did I use that emoji? Am I too clingy?!

The Unsolicited Advice

I asked my friend for Tinder advice, and he said, Just be yourself! Now, all my messages start with, Hey, wanna hear a joke about existential dread?

The Ghost Whisperer

I've sent so many messages on Tinder that even the ghosts in my phone are like, Dude, give it a rest! She's not into you!

Emotionally Drained

Sending a risky message on Tinder is like jumping off a cliff and hoping there's water below. Spoiler alert: It's usually just a shallow pool of regrets.

The Phantom Swipe

I once matched with a ghost on Tinder. Not a fake profile, an actual ghost! I guess even spirits are looking for some boo-dy on Saturday night!

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