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What did the tree say to Justin Timberlake? 'You're barking up the wrongTimber!
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Why did Justin Timberlake become a tree surgeon? He wanted tobranchout from his music career!
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Why did Justin Timberlake start a woodworking business? Because he wanted to bring 'sexy back' to timber!
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Why did Justin Timberlake become a lumberjack? He heard it was a 'chopportunity' to make great music!
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Why did Justin Timberlake bring a pencil to the forest? In case he had toTimberdown some notes!
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Why did Justin Timberlake go to the lumberyard? To find the perfectTimberfor his next hit song!
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What did the lumberjack say to Justin Timberlake? 'You've got theTimberlake spirit!
Timberlake's Late-Night Snacking Anthem
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You know Justin Timberlake's Can't Stop the Feeling? Well, for me, that feeling usually kicks in around midnight, and it's more like Can't Stop the Eating. I'm convinced that song was actually written while he was raiding the fridge at 2 AM. It's the anthem for everyone who's ever had a secret love affair with leftover pizza.
Timberlake's Kitchen Concerts
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Do you ever think Justin Timberlake has impromptu concerts in his kitchen? Like, he's making a sandwich, suddenly bursts into SexyBack, and the spatula becomes his mic. I tried it once, but my cat gave me a look that said, I preferred your cooking silence.
Timberlake's Inner Struggle
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You ever notice how Justin Timberlake always looks like he's in a constant battle with himself? I mean, on one hand, he's bringing sexy back, and on the other hand, he's probably trying to find where he left his car keys. It's like his internal GPS is just 'NSYNC with chaos.
Timberlake's Dance Floor Diplomacy
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Justin Timberlake dances like he's negotiating world peace on the dance floor. It's like he's got a checklist: moonwalk – check, spin – check, pelvic thrust – check. I tried doing the same moves at my cousin's wedding, and let's just say, the only thing I negotiated was a lifetime ban from the chicken dance.
Timberlake's GPS Troubles
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Justin Timberlake probably has the most confusing GPS. It's like, Turn left at the 'SexyBack' street, then merge onto 'Rock Your Body' highway. I tried using it, and it led me straight to a karaoke bar with no exit strategy.
Timberlake's Romantic Expertise
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Justin Timberlake is known for his smooth moves, but let's not forget he also wrote a book on romance. I tried following his advice, but my date wasn't impressed when I serenaded her with I'm Bringing Quirky Back. Apparently, quirky wasn't what she had in mind.
Timberlake's Hair-raising Decisions
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Justin Timberlake's hair has seen more transformations than a Marvel superhero. I mean, it's been through curls, frosted tips, and the classic ramen noodle look. I'm just waiting for the day he shows up with a man bun made entirely of tiny Justin Timberlake action figures. Now that's a hair-raising decision!
Timberlake's Coffee Shop Conundrum
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I heard Justin Timberlake loves coffee. He's so passionate about it that he's thinking of opening his own coffee shop. I can already imagine the menu – the Cry Me a Macchiato and the Suit & Tie Espresso. And of course, the baristas will be required to break into dance while serving your latte.
Timberlake's Aging Dilemma
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You know you're getting old when Justin Timberlake goes from singing Cry Me a River to Cry Me a River – I Hurt My Back. Even his dance moves are more cautious now. I saw him attempting the moonwalk recently, and it looked more like a senior citizen avoiding a wet floor.
Timberlake's Super Bowl Wardrobe Dilemma
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Remember Justin Timberlake's infamous Super Bowl halftime show? That wardrobe malfunction with Janet Jackson? I bet his closet now has a sign that says, No Nipple-related Outfits Allowed. His dry cleaner probably lives in fear every Super Bowl season.
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