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Justin Timberlake's GPS
The challenge of navigating Timberlake's life when every direction feels like bringing sexy back
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I told Justin Timberlake's GPS, "Take us to the nearest restaurant." It responded, "Did you mean 'Sexy Bistro'? It's the only place Mr. Timberlake dines.
Justin Timberlake's Stylist
The challenge of keeping Timberlake stylish without repeating iconic looks
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Timberlake's fashion sense is so advanced; he's already dressing for the retirement home. I suggested a tracksuit, and he said, "Yeah, I want to be the first senior citizen doing the moonwalk.
Justin Timberlake's Personal Chef
Balancing Timberlake's love for comfort food with staying in shape
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I asked Timberlake if he wanted a healthy salad. He said, "Sure, as long as the lettuce can dance better than I can.
Justin Timberlake's Therapist
Helping Timberlake cope with the trauma of 'wardrobe malfunction' memories
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I told Timberlake, "Let's focus on positive affirmations." He looked at me and said, "You know what's positive? Never having to perform at the Super Bowl again.
Justin Timberlake's Personal Trainer
Motivating Timberlake to work out when he's convinced dancing is the only exercise he needs
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We were doing cardio, and I said, "Justin, let's pick up the pace!" He replied, "I prefer a tempo that matches the rhythm of my next hit single." Cardio with a soundtrack, I guess.
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